Little bird was an orphan kitten, who lived in the the scary forest in a milk carton when a nice cat saver lady found her. Her name was Gloria, the cat savin’ lady. She drove around in her cat van, which always had millions of orphan kittens in it, waiting for their own superhero mommies and daddies.

d not make fun of anyone because they have fuzzy tails and hide nuts. Little Bird was very glad when Gloria the cat savin’ lady found her and did that cat savin’ thing.

Little bird’s superhero dad found her on Craig’s list after the mysterious “queen” went away. Little Bird didn’t know who this “queen” was but her super cat model friends,  Samone and Stacy said that Little Bird looked just like the mysterious “queen” which was okay with her. Little Bird thought that the mysterious “queen” was a Sabertooth Tiger too because Little Bird looked just like the queen. If she looked like the “queen” and Little Bird was a Sabertooth Tiger then the “queen” must be a Sabertooth Tiger too. Samone and Stacy had many adventures with the “queen” including that time they crashed the “queen’s” Big Wheel in the pond and argued with a Raccoon named Rocky.

One day, Little Bird was using her hello kitty phone to look at pictures of catnip when she saw an ad that said “Fat mouse for sale.” Looking at pictures of catnip was Little Bird’s favorite thing to do on her phone because catnip was sooooo nice to look at but her dad always talked about someone using up all the precious “data” whatever that was. That was usually when her superhero dad made things fly through the air while he was talking about the precious “data” and his face got really, really funny colors.

That night when her superhero dad came home, Birdie said, “If you pick me up and hug me,  I’ll ask you about a fat mouse for sale.” Since her dad was a superhero and very smart, he knew that Little Bird had a trick up her sleeve even though she did not wear any clothes because she was a cat.

So her daddy who was a superhero to Little Bird picked her up and gave her a hug and then Little Bird said, “Dad, I saw an ad on Craig’s List for an orphan fat mouse for sale and I thought that since I was an orphan kitten and that there is an orphan fat mouse for sale that the fat mouse could maybe, sort of, pleeeease, pleeeease come live with us so I can hug the fat mouse and be the Sabertooth cat friend of a fat mouse just like in a movie about a Sabertooth Tiger and a fat mouse.”0

Now, Little Bird, being a very, very cute kitten and a Sabertooth Tiger was able to talk her superhero dad into buying her the fat orphan mouse that was for sale on Craig’s list under the ‘fat mice for sale’ listing. And so Little Bird and her cat super model friends Samone and Stacy all piled into Little Birds’ superhero dad’s superhero pickup truck with Little Bird’s superhero dad who was driving because he knew that cats were horrible at driving and they set off to see the orphan fat mouse that was for sale on Craig’s list. Little Bird did not know who this Craig was or why he had a list but she was sure glad he did because she would not have met her superhero dad if this Craig guy didn’t have a list.

On the way to see the orphan fat mouse for sale, Little Bird and her super model cat friends, Samone and Stacy clamored and clamored to stop at Arby’s so Little Bird’s superhero dad could buy them some tuna sandwiches with side orders of catnip so that Little Bird’s superhero dad could spend some of his vast fortune of tuna money at Arby’s who must have been a very nice guy since he had tuna sandwiches for sale.

While Little Bird and her super model cat friends, Samone and Stacy munched on their 10 tuna sandwiches (each) and sides of catnip, they watched all the trees and houses and other superhero mommies and daddies in their superhero cars and trucks and they even stopped for a stupid Squirrel in the middle of the street even though Little Bird, Samone and Stacy all agreed that Squirrels should not be in the streets because they had fuzzy tails and hid nuts.

All of a sudden by the side of the road there was a sign that said “Fat mice here” and Little Bird’s dad drove into the driveway of the house with the sign that said “Fat mice here.” Little Bird’s superhero dad got Little Bird, Samone and Stacy out of their cat car seats and they all trouped to the front door of the house that had the sign that said “Fat mice for sale.” A lady opened the door after Little Bird’s superhero dad pushed the magic doorbell button. Little Bird looked up at the lady and said, “We’re here to buy a fat mouse.”

The lady looked at Little Bird and said in a very mean voice, “Are you going to chase the fat mouse around and then eat it you cat you?”

Little Bird sat down and wrapped her tail around her feet and very calmly said, “Lady, it is not nice to be mean to a kitten who lived in a milk carton in the scary woods and was made fun of by Squirrels with fuzzy tails and of course I am not going to chase a fat mouse around and eat it because I am not mean like Squirrels. Besides, I am looking for a furever best friend and you are pretty mean calling a mouse fat because maybe she just has big bones.” Stacy muttered, “But I might eat it, fat mice are tasty”, which caused Little Bird to use her right front paw to push Stacy and mutter back, “Not helping, Stacy.”

The lady thought for a few moments and said, “Well in that case, please come in and meet a fat mouse.” The lady took Little Bird’s superhero dad, Little Bird, Samone and Stacy over to a very nice mouse house where a little, tiny fat white mouse was sitting in a very tiny fat mouse lawn chair. Little Bird sat down in front of the mouse and said, “My name is Little Bird and I would like to be your friend and buy you out of bondage so you can be my friend and we can have great adventures together.”

The fat mouse, whose name was Marie, looked at Little Bird (who just knew in her cat heart of hearts that she was a Sabertooth Tiger) and said in a squeaky little mouse voice, “I have always dreamed of having adventures so I say okay to your proposal” and that is how Little Bird the poor lost kitten living in a milk carton in a scary forest became the best furever friend of a fat mouse named Marie.

And so Little Bird, her superhero dad, Samone, Stacey and the fat mouse all piled into the superhero dad pickup truck and made their way back to Little Bird’s house so that Little Bird and the fat mouse could start having their amazing adventures.