Chapter 1 – Little Bird

Little bird was a very smart kitty; she took after her dad who was a superhero to her and very smart because he was her dad. Little Bird was a Tortise shell cat because she was a gold brown color and had tiger stripes all over just like a Sabertooth Tiger. A Sabertooth Tiger is called a Smilodon by grown ups and Little Bird thought that was great because it had “Smile” in the name and she was a very happy kitten because her dad was a superhero and said that she was a happy kitten and that was good enough for her! Since Little Bird looked like a Sabertooth Tiger and was happy, she just knew in her cat hearts of hearts that she was indeed a Sabertooth Tiger.

Little Bird and her superhero dad lived with some lady named “mom” which Little bird thought was a silly name. How can you call some lady “mom” when she was her mommy too? It was all very confusing. Little Bird knew that the lady called “mom” who was her mommy was in fact her mommy because she spent every minute of every day cleaning Little Bird’s cat box that she shared with her big brother Ambrose Butterbutt (who was so cool) and was also a Sabertooth Tiger but a very rare sensitive Sabertooth Tiger. And her mommy knew how to make snacks fall out of the sky so Little Bird thought she was pretty cool too.

Little Bird found out one day that there were two very famous cat supermodels that lived in her neighborhood, Stacey Pomogranite and Samone FruFru. Stacey was the “Meow Mix” spokescat and Samone was a very fluffy white cat that tried to convince everyone to buy “Fancy Feast.” Once Little Bird met them, it was clear that they were three birds of a feather, three amigos or as her superhero dad liked to say “The Three Stooges.” Little Bird didn’t know what a “stooge” was but they must have been very nice.

Ambrose Butterbutt was the bestest big brother ever! He always said really cool stuff like “I hear your mom calling”, “Go play in traffic” and Little Bird’s favorite, “What did I do to deserve this?”

Her friends call her “birdie” and since you are her friend, you can call her Birdie too because Little Bird is very happy you are reading her book about the fat mouse. Everyone was Birdie’s friend because she loved everyone and because she was a Sabertooth Tiger. She loved to look at everyone and say “Arrrgh” just like a Sabertooth Tiger. Arrgh!